2005-10-11 [FireWing]: Wow [Mildred Hubble] you own this wiki all by yourself? Must be hard right?

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: For the time being, but there will be other's on that list very soon.

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: Like me! Oh yeah! *dances*

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: There we go. There are no subordinates here. (^__^) You have as much power as I do, [sotalean].

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: Awhh.. I don't get to be a subordinate anymore? *pouts* :P Just kidding.. T'is your wiki above all else. 

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: Whoot! ^_~

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: lol You can be one if you REALLY want to, but everyone's a boss here. That way, anyone can post a daily joke, so long as the joke there has been there for at least 24 hours. I'll talk about how to choose the DJ in the forum. ;)

2005-10-18 [RabidSphinx]: meow

2005-10-18 [Mildred Hubble]: *ruff ruff*

2005-10-18 [RabidSphinx]: wow...i had to start watching ALL the wikis that make up this place...there were quite a few...and there are already a bunch of jokes submitted... OO

2005-10-18 [3D]: [Mildred Hubble] thx

2005-10-19 [Mildred Hubble]: Don't worry too much Raine, a lot of these have been here. It's mainly the last 3 or 4 jokes in a wiki that are recent.

2005-10-19 [Mildred Hubble]: You're welcome Ed-boy, it was a humorous joke. ;)

2005-10-19 [sotalean]: Hehe.. I love it! *grins* more people!

2006-04-30 [zoloftzantac]: Okay, I've badged everyone in the hall ^_^

2006-05-18 [Mildred Hubble]: Thanks zoloft! :D

2006-05-19 [zoloftzantac]: you're welcome ^__^

2006-07-14 [kittykittykitty]: [Stephen] can't you think of something more inventive that 'yar'? :P

2006-07-15 [RabidSphinx]: meow!

2006-07-15 [kittykittykitty]: *rubs against [RabidSphinx]'s leg, purring* :3

2006-07-15 [RabidSphinx]: *rubs against kittykittykitty*

2006-07-15 [kittykittykitty]: *licks RD's ankle*

2006-07-15 [RabidSphinx]: AHHH! no! my cat [Rainedrop] does that!! >_<

2006-07-15 [kittykittykitty]: Kitty! <3 [Rainedrop] so cuuuute! :D *continues to lick RD*

2006-07-15 [RabidSphinx]: ahhh! *falls over and is sat on by [Rainedrop] >_<

2006-07-16 [kittykittykitty]: *takes the opportunity to steal RD's breakfast while she's on the floor* >:3

2006-07-16 [RabidSphinx]: oh, good. thank you. i shouldn't be eating anyways

2006-07-16 [kittykittykitty]: *finishes eating the food, and hands the empty bowl back to RD* Um..... >_> *bakes yummy cookies for [RabidSphinx] to eat instead* ^__^

2006-07-16 [RabidSphinx]: no, no cookies...i'm not allowed those. i'm only allowed Koshi, Fat Free Yogurt, skinless chicken breast, and plain Tuna...along with an assortment of raw plain veggies...>_<

2006-07-16 [kittykittykitty]: Oh noes.... how to you stop the cravings for chocolate? ;_; You must eat some....

2006-07-16 [RabidSphinx]: if i cannot resist i'll nibble on half a slimfast bar or sip at a half of a shake....

2006-07-17 [kittykittykitty]: I think there would be little harm in eating a bit more...... especially if I baked them for you :P *drops a mountain of freshly baked cookies in front of RD* I could never be on such a strict diet because I love food too much ^_^

2006-07-17 [RabidSphinx]: well, i have recently gained weight...i'm up to 123lbs when i shouldn't be more than 115...so i have a goal to lose 10 lbs by Aug. 13th when i go to Pittsburg for the Zoo and Kenywood amusement park and i'll be in a swimsuit for at least part of the time. i can't be having pudge sticking out over the top of my swimsuit bottoms while at a park where people will be seeing me

2006-07-17 [kittykittykitty]: That's.... about 8-9 stone, right? Are you sure that's even healthy to lose more weight? >_>;

2006-07-17 [RabidSphinx]: yes. for my body type and proportions i shouldn't weigh as much as i do.. :(

2006-07-17 [kittykittykitty]: *looks it up* Um...Ok, 118-155lbs is suppoosedly an acceptable weight for your height. I think your goal is a little too low >_> Your BMI is 20 which is also (on the borderline) healthy, so I really doubt it would be good to lose any more weight :(

2006-07-17 [RabidSphinx]: that is for the *average* women... with breasts. i can automatically subtract 10lbs from my desired weight because i do not have them and weighing the same as a girl of equal hight but one who has boobs just means i have some 10lbs of fat spread out all over my body...NOT attractive. if anything, 115-110 that i'm shooting for is STILL too heavy and being 105 would be best.

2006-07-17 [kittykittykitty]: I'm sure they take into account different factors like those, which is why the margin for healthy weight is so large :) Also, average (natural) breast size is something like a B-C cup, but that average includes women who are overweight and obese. I doubt there is a need to reduce your goal weight so much from the recommended due to your breast size

2006-07-18 [zoloftzantac]: Hi Sarah! :p

2006-07-18 [RabidSphinx]: they raised the "healthy BMI" by more than five lbs because they felt it was "unrealistic" noadays to "expect women to be so slim" so really, the BMI is just bullshit anyways. i need to lose 10 lbs to look 1/2 way decent, that's all there is to it in the end

2006-07-18 [kittykittykitty]: If that's how you feel RD then I still must say I disagree, but good luck with achieving your goal anyway :) // zz you never added yourself to this page! :O

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: once i lose the weight and have a job i can start saving up for the plastic surgery!^_^

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: plastic surgery? I like real people better than plastic people ...

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: cosmetic surgery is what i prefer to call it.

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: Yeah, I don't blame you. Still, I hope you will look into it further. People who really aren't happy with themselves often feel that the cosmetic surgery got botched no matter how it turns out because they still aren't happy with themselves ...  :(

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: once i drop 10-15lbs, get some boobs, a better nose, and laser hair removal, i will have little to complain about will i?

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: That is kind of my point, you know yourself, won't it always be one more thing?

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: after those things, everything else is just a tan and a splash of make-up and hairdye

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: and teeth whitening and skin treatments and eye surgery and other things you have talked about

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: well yes, but those i consider with make-up and hairdyes....whats wrong with wanting to be beautiful? http://www.webplastics.com/breast.htm

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: Looked at you link, I like the look of the to gal and the bottom gal better before, and also remember that plastic breasts feel hard and icky

2006-07-21 [RabidSphinx]: actually, they are not "hard and icky" that was a problem some 30 years ago with them...not anymore...and why would you like the women before? there are only 3 women pictured and they all look horrid before

2006-07-21 [zoloftzantac]: Not to me, the after photos are the ones that look bad. Falsely swollen, un-natural breasts are not pretty, and to me it is ever lasting proof of how unhappy a gal used to be with her body and how superficial she is, and I am turned off by both of those things. Besides, my guess is that I have handled a few more plastic breasts than you have, and they weren't implants from 30 years ago. ;) Small breasts are not horrid, first off they actually fit some body types, and I think they are very sexy.

2006-07-21 [RabidSphinx]: whatever, i don't give a fuck what you think. i have seen and yes, even FELT fake boobs as opposed to real ones and they felt the same only larger and perkier.

2006-07-21 [zoloftzantac]: Nice attitude ...

2006-07-21 [RabidSphinx]: i grow tired of people trying to make me feel bad when i only want to be happy with myself.

2006-07-22 [zoloftzantac]: What? Trying to make you feel bad? By stating my preferance for people that look more like you? Some people would have seen the compliment in my statement, but somehow you saw it as insulting. I'm not the one here who hates you, you are.

2006-07-22 [RabidSphinx]: so i hate me? so what? i have no reason not to, and why shouldn't i be insulted if you say you like ugly women, but that's okay, i'm ugly to, so i like you too? gee, FORGIVE me for not seeing the complement in that

2006-07-22 [Stephen]: As a staff member here, I believe I have the right to ask you to please take this to PM. Thank you. =o)

2006-07-22 [kittykittykitty]: Or continue without descending into an argument maybe :) We're all staff members here :D

2006-07-22 [Stephen]: Yeah, I know. :) Just please don't argue here, looks bad. :P

2006-07-24 [kittykittykitty]: Haha.... I don't think many non-staff look at this page anyway :P It has seven watchers and we have seven helpers ^____^

2006-07-25 [Stephen]: xD Good point. :P

2006-07-25 [kittykittykitty]: Which reminds me that [Kaos101] and [zoloftzantac] need to be listed here....... for record :)

2006-07-25 [kittykittykitty]: Um.... XD Was that just an excuse to get close to her feet? :P

2006-07-26 [zoloftzantac]: haha, nope, I don't need excuses for that, I just have to be quick so she doesn't kick me ...

2006-09-28 [zekonian]: i want to be a daily joker, how do i do that?

2006-10-01 [kittykittykitty]: We don't need any more staff at this time, but thank you for your interest.

If you just want the badge feel free to submit your joke in the correct category of Elfpack Jokes, and a badge will be awarded if it's used on mainstuff :)

2011-08-06 [Yudan333]: um instead of 'in training' could i be labeled as 'in coaching' I feel much less like a noob XD

2011-08-06 [Stephen]: xD

I almost said "Newbie Joker" x)

2011-08-09 [Yudan333]: XD lol WHAT?! you meanie

2011-08-09 [Stephen]: xD
I decided against it though. :P

We needa get you trained here on Jokes. :o

2011-08-10 [Yudan333]: o.o train me how to wha? I did the pages you asked now I await more orders.

2011-08-10 [Stephen]: Well, the idea is to train you to know what to do and how to do it, so you can take the initiative and do things / update things / feature new jokes. x)

2011-08-16 [Yudan333]: *stares in awe* O___O Ohh ok. So i could just go on my own and be fixing anything on the jokes pages to make it easier to nav and such and *sees butterfly out window* ooooooOOooOOOOOO! *runs to window and dazes staring outside* :D

2011-08-16 [Stephen]: Yes, you can do that. xD
Focus!! x3

2011-08-16 [shinobi14]: Hows the coaching, Yudan? =] Remember to ask for the privs once you're done, otherwise you won't be doing anything. XD

2011-08-17 [Yudan333]: eh i know HTML and XHTML and other coding so this is nice and breezey.

2011-08-17 [Stephen]: There's a lot more than just knowing the html!

2011-08-19 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: So....yeah I gues mine was funny as shit

2011-08-19 [Yudan333]: JImmy! quickly what is PIE!? you got 10 seconds on the clock!

2011-10-11 [Stephen]: I QUIT THIS DAMN JOB!
/retires


Have fun, Kitty! ;)

2011-10-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: whyyyyy

2011-10-11 [Stephen]: 'Cuz I'm busy enough without needing to try to figure out how to promote this/change it up when it's in need of it.

2011-10-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: um...I have that time >>

2011-10-11 [Stephen]: Then you should respond to my posting in the Council forum about Council-members taking up various jobs. :P

Kitty's the boss of this now, so everything relating to it is up to her. ;)

2011-10-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I:f I saw it..I would of asked but it didn'dt pop up

2011-10-11 [Stephen]: It should.
'Specially since you just replied to it. :P


See [39119 (Unknown or private posting)] and [39118 (Unknown or private posting)]

2011-10-13 [kittykittykitty]: TOO LATE SUCKA, IM THE BOSS HERE NOW. Ahem *cough*

There were 2 posts, maybe you got confused. It was also up there for 2 days before I even replied, so you had plenty time :P

2011-10-13 [Stephen]: lolol!

2011-11-07 [sammie h!]: [kittykittykitty] is there anything you would like a hand with at the moment? :)

2011-11-07 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: She's got it Sammie, no worries ^^

2011-11-08 [sammie h!]: Ok then, no worries :P

2012-01-23 [kittykittykitty]: Moar jokes is what we need! Mooooooar jooookes!